Take Off Your Black Panties

calms her down. Now what's your trouble? Trouble! I put that powder on his food

like you told me. Halfway through the meal he jumps up like a maniac. Kicks the

chair, grabs the tablecloth, and boing! The dishes are flying, the chicken, the gravy,

the coffee, the milk, and the biscuits. Then he picks me up, throws me on the

table, and ooh doctor what a wild half hour that was. He said, "Well that's what