Chicos Cogiendo en el Trabajo

Nah, I don't even hear it anymore.

I guess I'm used to it.

I don't know how men have sex with each other.

The smell, hairiness, shit.

I used to give him some hairiness in my day, it was a good time.

What does your girlfriend think about you working in a place like this?

Shit, man. My girlfriend?

She's like, "Don't be like no man, go down on my honey popsicle, that shit's mine."

Honey popsicle?

That bad? How come she can't do that?

It's because it tastes like honey.

Mine don't taste like honey.

My girlfriend, mine tastes like shit.

Probably because you just pulled it out of her ass.

Yeah.

Look at all this crazy shit that people buy.

Fast treats, 12 gauges, Spanish fly.

Like this stuff works?

One thing's for certain, never even get me to have sex with no man, no how, no matter how much money I make.

Shit!

Dude, we gotta clean this up.

If Alexander finds out about this, he's gonna be pissed.

We're gonna get fired.

Really?

Yeah, I'm gonna drop the fucking box, dude.

Get away.

Fuck off.

Man, I love pussy.

Love the way it tastes, the way it smells, the way it winks at you when you know it's ready.

Yeah.

My girl looks the best in here, she's got nice eyes.

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